All of this could be avoided if she had a Sassy Gay Friend.
Me: *le type
SGF:
Me: Uh. On tumblr. I just give up on school right now. My math teacher wont let me finish my exam and-
SGF:
Me: But what if I failed the exam?
SGF:
Me: What life? Who do you think I am?
SGF:
Me:
SGF: